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Planet Schmanet, Janet

Frank:
I'll tell you once, won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed,
It should be all you need
You're as sensual
As a pencil
Wound up like a E
Or first string

When we made it,
Did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block?
Well, take my advice
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
The Transducer
Will seduce ya

Janet:
My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr. Scott:
My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

Brad:
It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Frank:
You are! So quake with fear you tiny fools!

Janet:
Oh! We're trapped!

Frank:
It's something you'll get used to, a mental
mind fuck can be nice.

Dr. Scott:
You won't find earth people quite the easy mark you've
imagined. This sonic transducer- it is I suppose some kind
of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?

Brad:
You mean?!?

Dr. Scott:
Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on
for quite some time. But it seems our "friend" here has found a
means of perfecting it. A device, which is capable of breaking
down solid matter and then projecting it- through space, and who
knows. perhaps even time- as well.

Janet:
You mean- he's going to send us to another planet?

Frank:
Planet! Schmanet! Janet! 
You better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up,
Build your thighs up.
You'd better wise up
(and then she cried out)

Janet:
Stop!

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