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Feminist At Heart

When I was just a kid
Living back in hicksville
I did what every kid did
Then took off for Chicksville
There was no place on the farm
For a guy with so much charm
I was a cat who lacked good senses from the start
So every time I met a raver
I did her a big favor
And that proves that I'm a feminist at heart

And as I grew in years
I became more diplomatic
And swung from chandeliers
Which was much more acrobatic
And every time I met my equal
And I don't just mean the sequel
I would say "OK, then baby, play your part"
You see, I'm not a man to stop
A woman crawling to the top
And that proves that I'm a feminist at heart

Some men define a woman
As the base of man's confusion
Some say she could never get that smart
But I'd rather hedge my bet
Cuz I ain't drawn my conclusion yet
I think that proves that I'm a feminist at heart

Man is lover, brother, father
He is wisdom, he is truth
Women get into a lather
When they lose that bloom of youth
They start powdering their noses
But they might as well paint roses
It don't stop the rot
They'll drop and fall apart
I say, to Hell with woman's looks
It's what she does, and how she cooks
And I guess that proves that I'm a feminist at heart

Some men, they worship women
More then wealth or the sun's rising
Half stupid, they've been dropped by cupid's dart
I got no time for lover's tricks
I don't believe in patronizing chicks
I think that proves that I'm a feminist at heart
I think that proves that I'm a feminist at heart

Don't wait up for me, Calpurnia...

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The Richard O'Brien Crusade est. 1996